{"id":1114,"date":"2016-07-03T00:53:07","date_gmt":"2016-07-03T00:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amytaylor.com\/amytaylorcompanion\/?p=1114"},"modified":"2016-11-23T00:53:40","modified_gmt":"2016-11-23T00:53:40","slug":"the-joy-of-being-rotten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.amytaylor.com\/privatemodel\/the-joy-of-being-rotten\/","title":{"rendered":"The Joy of Being Rotten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just got dumped? Here are some ideas<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Send a stripper-gram to their next board meeting<br \/>\n\u2014Order the most expensive bottle of champagne and meal at the last dinner you have together<br \/>\n\u2014Fill their shampoo bottle with hair bleach<br \/>\n\u2014Pledge $5000 to their alumni fund, in their name<br \/>\n\u2014Seduce their best friend<br \/>\n\u2014Initiate sex, the rub mentholatum on it<br \/>\n\u2014Place an escort ad in the paper with their phone number<br \/>\n\u2014Tell their alumni newspaper that they\u2019ve quit their job and have started a cat sanctuary<br \/>\n\u2014Get them back, then dump them<\/p>\n<p>Okay, don\u2019t do any of these. But have fun thinking about them! Then start to let it go. The best revenge is not caring\u2026that\u2019ll hurt them far more, and will do more for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just got dumped? 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