When it comes to jeans, everyone has fit issues\u2026or so I discovered in a highly unscientific pool of people I know.\u00a0 My size 0 personal trainer revealed that most jeans cut across her \u201cfat place\u201d (I think it\u2019s called skin), and my adorable client groaned about his 30-inch inseam that forces him to shorten every pair he buys.\u00a0 I possess the kind of backside songs are written about, can only wear jeans designed by Beyonce even though I\u2019m Caucasian.\u00a0 Lucky, maybe, but also increases the likelihood that other jeans will look ridiculous on my butt unless I go three sizes larger, resulting in a midsection gap that will make people wonder if I am actually behind curtains.<\/p>\n
As a result, I haven\u2019t worn jeans much since the days of faded, thrashed seat sat that was the grunge sartorial rebellion.\u00a0 My skinny jeans efforts since then have failed, including shopping at my lowest photo-shoot weight (good for my ego but terrible for my closet), or trying on dubious micro-rinses (disastrous for both my ego and closet).\u00a0 Trying on jeans in Beverly Hills, alongside food-averse whippet-shaped women loudly debating whether to stick with a size 24 waist or try the children\u2019s section, adds to the fun.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve switched to altering my jeans.\u00a0 At only a mild expense, it makes my butt and waist look so cute and a man in an airport last week actually tripped into a trash can, ogling me as I passed.\u00a0 Many women have asked where I\u2019ve bought my jeans, they fit so dreamily.\u00a0 Now I am the proud owner of a dozen custom-fit jeans, and they haven\u2019t transformed my look so much as obliterated hassle.\u00a0 I have booty, for once for which I\u2019m not apologizing.\u00a0 Baggy jeans?\u00a0 Not a chance.\u00a0 Alterations, problem solved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
When it comes to jeans, everyone has fit issues\u2026or so I discovered in a highly unscientific pool of people I know.\u00a0 My size 0 personal trainer revealed that most jeans cut across her \u201cfat place\u201d (I think it\u2019s called skin), and my adorable client groaned about his 30-inch inseam that forces him to shorten every […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n